• mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
• me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

christinesinclutch:

do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face 

(Source: pizzakitchensubban, via suckmylouboutins)

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

(via fairyfulness)